It took a few false starts to actually get to play with this toy, as it takes the equivalent of a small power plant in batteries to operate the motor, plus what you need for the vibrators. It was also a little difficult to blow up.

Once I was able to get it operational (I was working solo) I have to say that it was a decent sex machine, particularly for the price. It comes with two vibrators (Phthalates free!) as well as lube and toy cleaner. The handles were strong which made it easy to maneuver, and the sides were flat, so I didn’t have to worry about it rolling away! I love that it has a remote, so you don’t have to fumble for an on/off switch! I do wish that it had more than one speed, because you need to warm yourself up for the single setting, but not bad, all in all!

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I tend to roll my eyes when I hear about cockrings, because they don’t typically interest me. However I quickly changed my mind when I saw Bo. The packaging looks like something a secret agent would receive before his first mission; I half expected matching cufflinks. (Little did I know LELO does in fact offer cufflinks to match its Luxe line!)

Bo comes with its own storage case and power supply, though none of the outlets in my house are that close to the bed. But who cares — it’s rechargeable! No batteries to bother with! It also comes with a better warranty than the last DVD player I bought!

It may look small, but Bo stretches significantly, so I had no trouble getting it on. The vibrator is a separate piece that activates when you slide it together, and once it’s in place, you have a vibrating cockring that delivers.

It was fun to play with, kept me turned on, and is just subtle enough to leave out and suggest a good time to those who know, without giving the game away to those that don’t. This is the sort of high-end toy that will appeal to the secret agent in any guy.

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JeJoue means “I play” en français, and (how clever!) also is the name of a British company that makes one of the most technologically advanced sex toys on the planet. The SaSi is the only product made to truly mimic cunnilingus (that’s the four-syllable technical term for “pussy-eating”) and has a special motor connected to a rollerball that moves up, down and all around underneath a smooth silicone sleeve that, with lube, feels — for lack of a better description — pretty fucking amazing.

Well I just got a special preview of JeJoue’s newest product, the G-Ki, and its inventor (an adorable gentleman with an accent that melts butter) has managed to develop a rechargeable vibrator that, using hidden “joints,” can be bent and maneuvered to fit all the different-shaped vaginas (and anuses if you’re daring) of the world. It’s still in its testing phase (yeah, hello, where do I sign up?) but should be available this fall. Get pumped.

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The Vaginal Climaxer’s main selling point is its appearance. The top part of it is rippled and the bottom half is covered with tiny ridges that promise to provide a complicated sensation. It comes in intense violet and hot pink two-tone colors and has a bump towards the bottom for pressure on the clitoris. Its glossy look and myriad features can make it a top-selling item. It is also bendable, which in reality makes it a little difficult to use but upon mastering it, it proved to be a customizable and adaptable toy that provided me hours of new and exciting stimulation. This vibe is waterproof, too, and controlled by a push button at the bottom, which was easy to reach when I needed it. It’s best for a user who prefers vaginal stimulation, as its design did not provide me enough focus on the clitoris to make me climax, but that’s OK. It got me ready and eager to try more toys!

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