My two lezzie friends-with-benefits tried out a new harness the other night and here’s what they thought:

DJ says: Taking this harness out of the package and into bed was a bit of a stiff experience. The harness leather was a bit too firm against my skin (I’m sure that with more use the leather will soften to my liking!) and made it hard to feel the placement of the dildo. The straps were durable but a little pinchy, but I was still able to be suave with my lady as I usually am! A mellow mess-around would likely be fine with this harness, but if you want to strap it on for a solid romp in the sheets, watch out for strap chafing. Watch out for clean up, getting the plush fabric on the backside of the harness and snap-on piece washed up is a challenge. It felt more novelty than fun-ction.

Kitty says: I think I had more fun with this she did! It looked super-cute on her, has straps for all sizes, and the buckles were easily adjustable when we changed positions. The matching dildo was your basic style — smooth and firm but flexible — but surely did the trick. The snap-on dildo attachment kept the shiny silicone snugly in place better than the rubber o-rings we’ve used before, and it also comes with a metal o-ring for girth-tastic dildos!

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I’ve got a big cardboard box of sex toys in the backseat of my car. Is that weird?

At the office, I’m sent so many products to test, review and check out (tough job, I know) and there isn’t enough time (or pages in the magazine I’m editor for) to include them all. As a result, I have boxes and piles of vibrators, dildos, penis pumps, lube, pills and everything else you can imagine all over my office and now they’ve migrated to my car. (You never know when a friend, valet or manicurist might need a new sex toy.)

But at this point, I’ve grown so accustomed being surrounded by these things that a purple strap-on (still in its box, duh) sitting on my kitchen table next to a vase of flowers and my cat Harriet is nothing out of the ordinary.

So until I find a way to put these products to use I need to find a new place to put that box. This morning I realized how visible the pink handcuffs, assortment of jellybean-colored vibrators, and bottles of cherry-flavored lube (gross) are sitting in my VW hatchback when a motorcyclist stopped at a red light looked at me, pointed to the backseat, and gave a thumbs-up.

I need tinted windows. Or a yard sale.

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