JeJoue means “I play” en français, and (how clever!) also is the name of a British company that makes one of the most technologically advanced sex toys on the planet. The SaSi is the only product made to truly mimic cunnilingus (that’s the four-syllable technical term for “pussy-eating”) and has a special motor connected to a rollerball that moves up, down and all around underneath a smooth silicone sleeve that, with lube, feels — for lack of a better description — pretty fucking amazing.
Well I just got a special preview of JeJoue’s newest product, the G-Ki, and its inventor (an adorable gentleman with an accent that melts butter) has managed to develop a rechargeable vibrator that, using hidden “joints,” can be bent and maneuvered to fit all the different-shaped vaginas (and anuses if you’re daring) of the world. It’s still in its testing phase (yeah, hello, where do I sign up?) but should be available this fall. Get pumped.
The Vaginal Climaxer’s main selling point is its appearance. The top part of it is rippled and the bottom half is covered with tiny ridges that promise to provide a complicated sensation. It comes in intense violet and hot pink two-tone colors and has a bump towards the bottom for pressure on the clitoris. Its glossy look and myriad features can make it a top-selling item. It is also bendable, which in reality makes it a little difficult to use but upon mastering it, it proved to be a customizable and adaptable toy that provided me hours of new and exciting stimulation. This vibe is waterproof, too, and controlled by a push button at the bottom, which was easy to reach when I needed it. It’s best for a user who prefers vaginal stimulation, as its design did not provide me enough focus on the clitoris to make me climax, but that’s OK. It got me ready and eager to try more toys!