A dear friend sent this my way, and I must share. This gizmo probably saved her sex life, at least for the time being…

Being a girl who has a hard time reaching climax without clitoral stimulation (yep, I’m a statistic), I was thrilled to try the Ling-O tongue ring with my boy. We planned for an entire night in with our new toy, but only a few minutes were necessary to get the job done. I have NEVER orgasmed so fast with my partner. The ring clamped gently underneath his tongue and never faltered while he took care of business, staying firmly in place as his tongue navigated through the most sensitive parts of my hot pocket. The vibrating tongue ring provided the PERFECT intensity of vibes for me, not to mention the work was practically effortless (perfect for the lazy/tired boyfriend). I honestly believe that even if he was wearing the ring around his tongue and was completely comatose, I still would have cum as long as it was close to my clit. And it gets better — the tiny toy fits snug around my finger for solo action. The Ling-O tongue ring is most definitely the best of both worlds.

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Don’t: Don’t go ANYWHERE near her anal area — that means mouth, fingers, whatever — without clear confirmation that it’s a “go.” That means ask her, using your words and vocal chords. Lingering around the region is not a clear indication of your intentions. Put that thumb away.

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After yet another embarrassing, “Here, let me get that for you,” night, I thought I’d share a tip that, for some reason, has taken far too long to register:

Chances are the night you decide to wear your granny panties is going to be the night you end up reaching third (or 12^th) base. There’s no way to plan for it — it might even be an official law, signed and dated by Murphy himself — and wearing ugly underwear almost guarantees its removal by someone other than yourself later that evening. It certainly doesn’t work as a preventative measure.

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I tend to roll my eyes when I hear about cockrings, because they don’t typically interest me. However I quickly changed my mind when I saw Bo. The packaging looks like something a secret agent would receive before his first mission; I half expected matching cufflinks. (Little did I know LELO does in fact offer cufflinks to match its Luxe line!)

Bo comes with its own storage case and power supply, though none of the outlets in my house are that close to the bed. But who cares — it’s rechargeable! No batteries to bother with! It also comes with a better warranty than the last DVD player I bought!

It may look small, but Bo stretches significantly, so I had no trouble getting it on. The vibrator is a separate piece that activates when you slide it together, and once it’s in place, you have a vibrating cockring that delivers.

It was fun to play with, kept me turned on, and is just subtle enough to leave out and suggest a good time to those who know, without giving the game away to those that don’t. This is the sort of high-end toy that will appeal to the secret agent in any guy.

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