Oh, my God! This toy is my new best friend. Right out of the package I noticed just how beautiful the Thrusting Jack Rabbit was. The light purple color, the sparkles; I even loved the see-through shaft that lets me view all the little working beads. When I pressed each of the buttons my excitement shifted from the beauty of the toy to the possibilities it presented. Featuring seven buttons for vibration and seven buttons for rotation, I think I finally found my “go-to” toy for any type of mood I’m in. Did I mention the Thrusting Jack Rabbit is completely waterproof? I believe that is my favorite part with my new best friend.

The rabbit’s ultra vibrating nose and ears easily stimulates my clit and the shaft’s thrusting/rotating beads do all the work needed to make me cum. I can be in the bath completely relaxed with candles and taking my time for the ultimate build up, or when I’m in need of a quickie right before work. I love how I’m able to completely control this toy, yet I hardly have to do anything other than pressing the buttons for a combination of the perfect level of intensity. This toy did not disappoint, with more than 40 different thrusting/vibration combinations — how could it?

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I hear countless stories about dudes who are threatened by sex toys.

Common quote-worthy comments:

• “My chick doesn’t need that.”
• “A real man doesn’t need a toy to make his chick cum”
• “She’s gonna love that rabbit more than me.”

Sure, sex toys are fun to use solo, but that DOESN’T mean they’re made to be penis/tongue/boyfriend replacements. In fact, they’re sometimes more fun to use in groups of two or more, and it’s not just for the ladies to enjoy. Think of them as sex tools, not sex substitutes.

VIBRATORS – Teasing is stellar foreplay. A vibrator can tingle parts of your body you’d never think to touch and set your mind into sex-mode fast. Run it along the neck, collarbone, inner thighs and forearms — add some lube and the buzzing sensation feels quite nice on and around the balls, taint and penis. When it’s time to get down to business, don’t put it away just yet. Vibing on the clit makes orgasms cum come quicker.

DILDOS - Using dildos in the bedroom isn’t reserved only for our lesbian friends. Sure, you’ve got a working cock, and that’s great — when we’re fucking. The best oral sex I’ve ever had was from a guy who used his right hand to prop himself up and his left to slowly (and then faster, faster, faster) fuck me with a dildo. It sounds complicated, but it’s not rocket science. I came hard and fast every time, and he felt like a hero.

COCKRINGS – Cockrings aren’t just for men who “can’t keep it up.” These stretchy rings have come a long way, and now there are designs on the market that not only help keep him harder longer, but also feature little vibrators that hit the clit each time he thrusts. It’s a win-win situation, so even if you don’t “need” a cockring, there’s still reason to give one a try. And don’t be scared — cockrings aren’t supposed to feel tight, and your nuts aren’t going to fall off if you wear it for 15 minutes. If it’s uncomfortable, go buy a bigger size and give yourself a high-5 when she’s not looking.

There are way too many toys to list here, so I suggest you check out the options online and see what catches your eye. But remember: Much like lube isn’t for defective vaginas, vibrators, dildos and other toys aren’t made to replace inadequate lovers.

If you’re convinced otherwise, call me when you get some confidence and a clue. It’s sex. Loosen up a little; it makes it easier to enjoy the ride. Besides, everyone knows real men are good with their hands and know their way around a tool toy box.

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