This week, Pipedream Products released the Kinky Kim love doll and she’s kind of a slut… but at least she’s honest. I mean, just check out this product description:

“Meet Kinky Kim, the busty bubble-butt bimbo who’s had more dark meat in her than a bucket of fried chicken! No one really knows what she’s famous for — except cellulite and her insatiable appetite for filthy sex!

Her real-life twin is so full of mixed messages … sex tape, sex tape release remorse, Playboy spread,.. I’m a slut — No, I’m not.. Yes I am… I mean — no! On the other hand, Kinky Kim knows exactly want she wants:

This dirty lil’ diva wants you to stick it in her face and get it all over the place.”

Nice play on Carl’s Jr.’s slogan, Pipedream. And kudos on the smoking hot Kim lookalike! Kardash-who?!

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Pipedream Products, a leading adult novelty manufacturer, has re-released its Body Heat Self-Warming Vibe along with a new user manual to explain the vibrator’s intricate functions.

Featuring inner heating coils and a digital stabilizer to keep the vibrator at the temperature selected, the Body Heat Self-Warming Vibe also has a backlit LCD display for nighttime use, which shows a real-time temperature reading as it heats up.

“It is perfect for solo use as well as for couples,” said Kevin Johnson, marketing manager for Pipedream Products. “The vibrating clit stimulator is removable and can be worn as a cock ring, making it a perfect vibe for her to use in solitude or to share with her partner. With eight programmable speeds and vibration levels, this one touch vibe is sure to ignite a fire between lovers like no other vibrator on the market.”

The Body Heat Self-Warming Vibe is made of ergonomic hygienic silicone, has a G-spot tip and inner pleasure beads that rotate through eight programmable speeds. The removable wall charger allows users to pre-heat the vibe before use and it comes with free replacement batteries for the clit stimulator as well as a long-lasting rechargeable lithium battery.

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Tiger Woods is taking legal action against Pipedream Products, demanding the company stop selling its line of Tiger sex toys.

According to TMZ.com, Tiger’s lawyer sent a letter to the company, asking it to stop all manufacturing, distribution and sales of the products and to recall all products from distribution.

The letter also asks the company to destroy, or otherwise dispose of the products in a manner and time as directed by Tiger Woods.

“They have no legal standing and we’ve done nothing wrong. But since all the inventory of the Tiger products have been sold out, we are going to comply with their request out of courtesy,” Pipedream’s COO Nick Orlandino said.

That’s nice of him.

Orlandino added the Tiger toy line was a limited edition and a one-time-only production — unlike Tiger’s infidelity.

The toys included the inflatable Take-Home Tiger love doll, Tiger’s Wood Cover (giant condoms) and Tuggin’ Tiger — a masturbating wind-up doll.

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I’m a fan of silly products. And just like porn likes to parody celebs in movies, adult novelty manufacturer Pipedream Products has rolled out the  official Take Home Tiger Love Doll, the first blow-up doll parodying golf’s biggest player.

The back of the doll box reads,“So what if Tiger wants to play an extra hole or two? Just add air and this cocky champ will share his major winning wood with you too. Don’t be just another notch on his belt though, take Tiger home and see for yourself what the hype is all about!”

Orlandino also said the doll is already sold out and has been a huge success.

The company has produced other celebrity blow-up dolls including J-Ho, Dirty Christina, She Ain’t No Beyonce, Sarah Jessica Pork-her and Blowup Barack.

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Upon first seeing the product, the packaging is attractive with a pretty blue transparent plastic box which enables you to see the entire product, and be able to tell all its functions. The product itself is also a pretty, light blue transparent phthalates-free soft jelly material, which is comfortable to hold on to. Installing the batteries is a breeze, since you simply unscrew the cap, pop out the battery pack in which you place three AA batteries (not included), slide it back in and screw the cap back on.

Now the fun starts … variable speed vibration in the shaft, which has a bullet near the tip and a separate variable speed vibration/rotation in the dolphin-shaped clitoral stimulator — which rotates in a circular direction that is reversible by the press of a separate button. The control panel on the toy is approximately one inch by two inches and is easy to press the up/down speed controls. Another great feature is that it’s waterproof, and can be used when bathing and showering, which can be both convenient and fun. Nevertheless, it was just too large for my own personal anatomy. I would like a smaller shaft to be able to enjoy the function of the dolphin.

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The Lover’s Bondage Kit from the Fetish Fantasy Series includes adjustable wrist and ankle cuffs, an inflatable heart-shaped position pillow, a two-sided heart paddle, silk rose petals, Liquid Love warming massage lotion and a mask. I knew this kit would be good for me — a beginner — because the pretty box it came in is very clearly labeled as so. The images on the box depict an attractive woman putting the box’s contents to use. Looks fun!

When I got to try it myself, first my partner started off by laying out the petals on the bed, laid me down blindfolded and gave me a full body massage using the warming lotion, which sent sensations flowing through my body. He then put the inflated pillow under me and handcuffed my ankles and wrists.

Even though it was a fetish kit we used it as more sensual until he told me to turn over and then the heart paddle came into play and it was hot and sexy. I used the paddle on him and he enjoyed it also. I loved it! I usually am the one in control, but this helped me let him be in control.

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The site allows customers to ask Airs anything about sex, Pipedream’s products, how to use them and product selection. The site is easy to use, with no special access passwords needed, and questions are answered anonymously.

Airs is a Certified Sex Educator (PPLM), a charter member of the International Society for the Study of Women’s Sexual Health, and a member of American Association of Sexuality Educators, Counselors and Therapists.

She has a one-hour documentary on HBO titled “Real Sex Presents: Porn 101 — XXXtra Credit” and is also currently sales manager at Pipedream Products.

I’ve had the pleasure of meeting Kim and let me tell ya – any question you have, no matter how unusual you think it is or uncomfortable you feel asking, she has a warm, funny, knowledgeable response.

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Me: The positions on the box are very inspiring. The packaging definitely gets you excited to try it out.

Him: I like that the shoulder straps are well padded. It makes it a lot easier to have marathon sex when you aren’t worried about the straps rubbing you raw.

Me: The handles are great, especially when changing positions and getting in and out of it.

Him: It’s well made, but I wish it was a little more adjustable, and a little less “one size fits most.” I think the leg straps should be able to adjust more.

Me: You definitely need to have some upper body strength to hold yourself up; I think the claim on the box of weightless sex might be stretching it a little.

Him: It’s a great way to get a couples workout though, eh?

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It took a few false starts to actually get to play with this toy, as it takes the equivalent of a small power plant in batteries to operate the motor, plus what you need for the vibrators. It was also a little difficult to blow up.

Once I was able to get it operational (I was working solo) I have to say that it was a decent sex machine, particularly for the price. It comes with two vibrators (Phthalates free!) as well as lube and toy cleaner. The handles were strong which made it easy to maneuver, and the sides were flat, so I didn’t have to worry about it rolling away! I love that it has a remote, so you don’t have to fumble for an on/off switch! I do wish that it had more than one speed, because you need to warm yourself up for the single setting, but not bad, all in all!

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