Instead of laying on sweaty, sex-scented sheets we were surrounded by a fresh floral smell and the sheets felt as if they had been just changed. There’s powder in the spray that somehow absorbs much of the wetness that while fun to create, I’d rather not roll around in. Instead, our post-coital love fest took place on a bed of crisp freshness!

Think of Silky Sheets (and its companion pillow mist) as Febreze’s sexy cousin.

(As noted on the back of the Silky Sheets) I couldn’t use the spray on my pillows because of its powdery consistency, and that’s why Classic Erotica created a companion pillow spray with the same lovely effects. While we spooned I dug my face into my pillow, breathed in and couldn’t help but sigh as I exhaled.

Being the skeptic that I am, I want to question the existence of the “pheromones” contained in these bottles … but really, the experience was so incredible that I’m starting to believe Classic Erotica actually found a way to bottle Eros — the Greek god of sexual love.

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Don’t:

Believe it or not, your natural smell is a biological attractor of the opposite sex — that’s where pheromones come into play — and if you mask it with vanilla sparkle dream or masculine muscle musk, you’re essentially repelling the very people you want coming at you with drinks and phone numbers.

Plus most of these strong scents don’t 100% cover your own B.O., so chances are you’ll end up smelling like a combo of sweat and Sunflower Rain/Amber Fever. Not only is that the opposite of sexy, it’ll prob make everyone sneeze, and allergies like totally kill your game.

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