U.K. sex toy manufacturer Lovehoney will unveil the Rock Box, a vibrating massager featuring a 5,000-RPM motor.

“Rock Box is more than a vibrator or massager, it is an orgasm machine,” Lovehoney co-founder Richard Longhurst said. “We set out to design a product that is easy to use and handle and also delivers incredibly powerful vibrations. We succeeded and expect Rock Box to be a huge seller. Anyone who has ever tried the Hitachi Magic wand and wants to take their pleasure to the next level will love rocking out with the Rock Box.”

Lovehoney said that it designed the Rock Box to deliver the most powerful vibrations ever experienced, exactly where the user wants to feel them most. Because of the strength delivered by the 5,000-RPM motor, the manufacturer said that it encourages users to try it while fully clothed until they get used to the machine’s power.

The Rock Box is supplied with two adaptors, the “Hot Chick” for women and “Master Blaster” for men. The Hot Chick adapter is perfectly designed to complement the natural curves of the female body so it can transmit vibrations deep inside. The Master Blaster adapter stimulates him by targeting the pleasure points on the underside of the penis.

“In an industry filled with more sex toys than I could ever count on all my fingers and toes, it’s not often that I have had the pleasure of experiencing at toy that truly lives up to its name,” said Michelle Marcus, director of sales and promotions for Lovehoney USA. “The Rock Box will do just that and then some! Whether you’re looking for a solo experience or one with your partner, the super intense vibrations you will experience all throughout your body are literally toe curling, resulting in an orgasm that words cannot even begin to describe. Be sure to break our your rain gear with the Rock Box, because everyone involved will be showered with the awesomeness this toy brings to the bedroom.”

Email this post

There’s an online sex shop(pe) based in the U.K. that has spent a lot of time and effort to find out how much money its citizens spend on sex. They even mapped out each region’s spending patterns, which allows users to type in their favorite city to find out how “sexy” its residents are.

LoveHoney.co.uk found that Upminster is “Britain’s sexiest town” — spending 15 times the $11 national average on bondage gear — and that Essex adults spend more than $117 a year on their sex lives, 11 times more than the average chap.

And apparently the entire continent spends more than $520 million a year on sex. For those of you skeptical about how LoveHoney came up with these numbers, visit UKSexMap.co.uk and be ready to be impressed.

I’d love to see someone attempt to map out the U.S. But the “sexiest” things anyone here will admit to buying are organic toothpaste and gym memberships.

Heaven forbid Americans have a lot of sex and be proud of it!

On that note, I’m gonna see how much flights to Essex are. I’m sure there’s a lot of sight-seeing to do there.

Email this post