The thought of engorging my bits, making them more suckable and sensitive, was VERY appealing. (I’ve seen videos on YouPorn showing clits getting pumped huge and it always intrigued me.) The boxed set features a slew of different-sized Pyrex cups and a pump that’s super-easy to use, and it is neatly arranged in a plastic box that makes the entire setup look like something you’d find next to the Polly Pockets at Toys R Us!

My man-of-the-moment and I pumped up my nipples and though they looked weird, licking them felt amazing! We tried a couple different sized tubes on my clit and built up a “pump, lick, fuck; pump, lick, fuck” routine until I couldn’t stand it anymore. I MUST try the largest cup and see what happens when I pump my entire pussy — trying out the various accessories is as fun as it is hot, and I know we’re not going to get bored of this one! Now I just have to decide whether I want another go with this guy, or find a new one to experiment with…

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The first thing I can say about the Cock Lock Intruder is it’s not like any other device out there — it is the most unique cockring that I’ve ever seen and used. Cockrings were created to keep the penis hard throughout sex and this new version with the attached anal intruder is sure to do the same thing with a little extra something.

In order to get a comfortable fit, your penis needs to be soft so you can insert it through the 2-inch stainless steel ring. While wearing this device and moving around, you will feel the 1 ¼-inch-wide steel ball penetrating your asshole — don’t be alarmed when it slips in and out — the ball is not going anywhere, it’s screwed safely to the base. The device is easy to keep clean being stainless steel, and the Intruder ball unscrews so you can thoroughly clean it after each use.

The only complaint I have about this device is that, where the cockring bar connects to the steel ball bar, there’s a sharp corner, so be careful! All in all, this cockring is an amazing device and I recommend it to all experienced cockring users. You will definitely receive a feeling like no other.

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This line continues to impress with its take on kinky play. It makes bondage seem like something that modern couples can do together without feeling like they’ve crossed any lines, and you have to appreciate anything that can get couples to try something new in the bedroom!

Me: I really like the red stitching on the black leather, that’s a nice touch.

Him: I’m not sure how I feel about the hearts on the cockring; on the restraints and everywhere else they definitely give you feeling that it’s meant for couples play though.

Me: The ankle restraints are comfortable but they aren’t flimsy, which is nice. You feel like you aren’t going anywhere. The leather is nice and soft too, and I like the suede on the inside of the blindfold.

Him: The collar seems a little too dainty to be for him, but that’s OK.

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From the desk bedroom of a friend whose love for kinky stuff and sweet treats resulted in an interesting rendezvous…

I’d like to shake the hand of the genius behind this brilliant novelty. I had intended on using it for random recreational activities such as hiking and watching movies at home, but on a particularly saucy evening, I was served a mouthful when I couldn’t keep my vocals to a minimum. “If you don’t SHUT THE FUCK UP, I will stick my cock in a VERY uncomfortable place!” my man threatened. Not 30 seconds after I commanded, “Make me!!” my mouth was being strapped to the gag, which was conveniently resting on my bedside table. The harness allowed for little wiggle room and delivered the perfect blend of sweetness and submission (ideal for couples who want to take a crack at BDSM). After being comfortably locked in for about an hour, half of the jawbreaker had been devoured and I was unleashed from the harness, and the creamy candy drippings were licked clean from around my mouth. Christmas has definitely come early with this product — the gift that keeps on giving! Now I must ask: where can I purchase a refill?

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Me: The positions on the box are very inspiring. The packaging definitely gets you excited to try it out.

Him: I like that the shoulder straps are well padded. It makes it a lot easier to have marathon sex when you aren’t worried about the straps rubbing you raw.

Me: The handles are great, especially when changing positions and getting in and out of it.

Him: It’s well made, but I wish it was a little more adjustable, and a little less “one size fits most.” I think the leg straps should be able to adjust more.

Me: You definitely need to have some upper body strength to hold yourself up; I think the claim on the box of weightless sex might be stretching it a little.

Him: It’s a great way to get a couples workout though, eh?

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It took a few false starts to actually get to play with this toy, as it takes the equivalent of a small power plant in batteries to operate the motor, plus what you need for the vibrators. It was also a little difficult to blow up.

Once I was able to get it operational (I was working solo) I have to say that it was a decent sex machine, particularly for the price. It comes with two vibrators (Phthalates free!) as well as lube and toy cleaner. The handles were strong which made it easy to maneuver, and the sides were flat, so I didn’t have to worry about it rolling away! I love that it has a remote, so you don’t have to fumble for an on/off switch! I do wish that it had more than one speed, because you need to warm yourself up for the single setting, but not bad, all in all!

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