Laurel Queen gave her PC muscle a work out with Fun Factory’s Smartballs Teneo Duo. Check out her review!

The packaging for the Smatballs Teneo Duo is a compact box, the perfect size to house the product conveniently inside, and with the clear plastic on the front and on the back, it enables you to see the entire product. This product is made in Germany and the pamphlet enclosed has six languages, including English, German, French, Spanish, Italian and an Asian language that I was not sure of. The Smartballs come in a variety of pretty colors, and the texture of the material is a silky-feeling elastomer. As you shake the product, you can feel the weights inside rattling, which is supposed to give the Smartballs a type of vibration when they are inserted into the vagina that you feel when moving around with them inside your body. The Smartballs can be worn for a few minutes or a few hours to strengthen the vaginal and pelvic floor muscles. They are made of two balls connected together, and are placed into the vagina with the loop extending outside the body, which enables easy removal of the product. The Smartballs inserted OK, but I didn’t feel any vibration or rattling when moving about. I was able to stand and walked around with them. I think if they were smaller they might be more comfortable, so maybe they should come in different sizes.

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It’s a tough one, a decision made by countless numbers of straight women after being asked the fatal question, “Did you cum?”

I specify “straight” women because it seems only men would be daft enough to not be able to tell when a woman orgasms during intercourse. There’s more to it than lots of noise and funny facial expressions: deeper breaths, flushed chest and cheeks, quickened pulse.

The most obvious — and most difficult to fake — sign of an orgasm is the often intensely tight muscle contractions felt inside the vagina. These are the pubococcygeus, or PC, muscles, and anyone who reads Cosmo or Glamour has surely read about kegel exercises that make them stronger. (Ladies, the more kegels you do, the stronger the contractions and, in turn, the more intense your orgasms will be. Remind me again why you haven’t been doing them…?)

Just like your other muscles, you can exercise PCs with or without weights. There are several different kegel exercisers on the market — classic Ben Wa balls, Smartballs and even some heavier dildos are popular.

But honestly, you don’t need a monthly membership or expensive sex toys to keep ‘em toned. Just squeeze (as if you’re holding in pee, for lack of a more elegant description), hold and release whenever you remember to do it.

I’m doing mine right now.

So guys, try not to ask, “Did you cum?” every time because I’m pretty sure lying is a sin, which means each time your wife/girlfriend/main ho bends the truth, you’re essentially sending her to the fiery depths. Jerk.

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