I frequently hear women complaining that there are no good bars or clubs in which to meet men — for purposes other than a one-nighter. Well first of all, don’t try to meet men in bars and clubs, because frankly there aren’t enough good bars and clubs in which to do so. And the men that seem fun for a one-time romp are often the dudes who later say, as they unbuckle their True Religion jeans, “Babe, I don’t go ‘down there,’” but expect you to.
“The Rules” have gone through so many revisions, no one seems to know what they are anymore, or if they do, they’re waaaaay far off from everyone else’s. What used to be, “First base on the first date,” has evolved into, “Steal as many bases as you can by 9 p.m.,” which quite honestly would be an OK rule to follow if the person you were on a first date with wasn’t repulsive — and for some reason those who follow the loosest interpretations are the ones you later wish you had never given your number to.
What are some dating rules you (almost) NEVER break?
Went on a first date last night. Thought I’d give him a try. He failed.
Ladies — I feel it’s our public duty to educate the men of the world about what NOT to do when you like a girl. How else are they going to learn?
6 Don’ts for the Dating Scene: