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31
Aug

Where to Meet Meat

bar_sceneI frequently hear women complaining that there are no good bars or clubs in which to meet men — for purposes other than a one-nighter. Well first of all, don’t try to meet men in bars and clubs, because frankly there aren’t enough good bars and clubs in which to do so. And the men that seem fun for a one-time romp are often the dudes who later say, as they unbuckle their True Religion jeans, “Babe, I don’t go ‘down there,’” but expect you to.


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31
Aug

The Rules?

first_date“The Rules” have gone through so many revisions, no one seems to know what they are anymore, or if they do, they’re waaaaay far off from everyone else’s. What used to be, “First base on the first date,” has evolved into, “Steal as many bases as you can by 9 p.m.,” which quite honestly would be an OK rule to follow if the person you were on a first date with wasn’t repulsive — and for some reason those who follow the loosest interpretations are the ones you later wish you had never given your number to.

What are some dating rules you (almost) NEVER break?


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27
Aug

First/Last Date

bad_dateWent on a first date last night. Thought I’d give him a try. He failed.

Ladies — I feel it’s our public duty to educate the men of the world about what NOT to do when you like a girl. How else are they going to learn?

DISCLAIMER: Men — if you want to just bang the chick, then by all means do whatever it takes and skip dessert.

6 Don’ts for the Dating Scene:

  1. Make an effort on the first impression…I know it shouldn’t matter, but it kinda does. It shows you’re interested enough to spend some time washing your hair and changing your shirt.
  2. Don’t make me choose the restaurant and don’t make me drive.
  3. Don’t try to hold and caress my hand at dinner when we’ve only known each other for like, a couple of hours. It’s not romantic; it’s kinda weird.
  4. Don’t invite yourself into my apartment after dinner to “talk” more. I’m not stupid. If I wanted to continue the evening, I would already have asked you to come inside.
  5. Compliments are great. But when the majority of your side of the conversation revolves around how you like my eyes, wit, height, shoe size, blood type…it gets a little uncomfortable.
  6. Even if you really like me, don’t tell me yet. It’s the first date, and if you already want to get married and buy a time-share together, you might need to step back a bit. The chase can be fun, but when it’s too easy, the excitement wanes.


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