“Cosmo’s Sex Positions of the Day” app has just landed in the Android Market for $2.99, bringing a slew of exciting (and some not so reasonable) sex positions to the fingertips of users. Cosmopolitan magazine’s app is based on their bestselling book “The Cosmo Kama Sutra” and will supply you and your mate daily new sex positions — complete with the Carnal Challenge Rating system, Erotic Instructions (don’t hurt yourself) and judicious illustrations that leave much to the imagination.
The app has already been available on the iPhone for several months and has sold more than 70,000 downloads. Perhaps that’s what gave them the upper hand last week when online dating site OKCupid came to the oh-so scientifically reported: “Finally, statistical proof that iPhone users aren’t just getting [expletive] by Apple,” following an online poll of 9,785 users showing the lack of action Android users were getting.
Females iPhone users reported an average of 12.3 sex partners. Male iPhone users weren’t far behind, with 10 partners on average. Android users fell way behind with about 6 partners each, while Blackberry owners averaged 8.8 sex partners for females and 8.1 for males.
Good luck getting your groove back, Androidians.

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I’ve often ended up in this position without any intention because  wow, does it feel good! As Cosmo (the magazine) points out, the Wanton Wheelbarrow position is perfect for those that like the angles and contact with all from-behind variations. He hits the G-spot and gets a good view of that hot ass of yours.

Per Cosmo’s instructions: Bend over with your head and arms resting over a surface. Your man takes hold of one ankle while he hits it from the back…

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It’s a tough one, a decision made by countless numbers of straight women after being asked the fatal question, “Did you cum?”

I specify “straight” women because it seems only men would be daft enough to not be able to tell when a woman orgasms during intercourse. There’s more to it than lots of noise and funny facial expressions: deeper breaths, flushed chest and cheeks, quickened pulse.

The most obvious — and most difficult to fake — sign of an orgasm is the often intensely tight muscle contractions felt inside the vagina. These are the pubococcygeus, or PC, muscles, and anyone who reads Cosmo or Glamour has surely read about kegel exercises that make them stronger. (Ladies, the more kegels you do, the stronger the contractions and, in turn, the more intense your orgasms will be. Remind me again why you haven’t been doing them…?)

Just like your other muscles, you can exercise PCs with or without weights. There are several different kegel exercisers on the market — classic Ben Wa balls, Smartballs and even some heavier dildos are popular.

But honestly, you don’t need a monthly membership or expensive sex toys to keep ‘em toned. Just squeeze (as if you’re holding in pee, for lack of a more elegant description), hold and release whenever you remember to do it.

I’m doing mine right now.

So guys, try not to ask, “Did you cum?” every time because I’m pretty sure lying is a sin, which means each time your wife/girlfriend/main ho bends the truth, you’re essentially sending her to the fiery depths. Jerk.

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