Practice Safe Policy, a condom manufacturer that promotes political issues through condom wrappers, has released limited edition Oil Spill Condoms with a portion of its sales to benefit the Gulf Coast Oil Spill Fund.

Oil Spill Condoms are available exclusively online and are made with FDA-approved latex, the company said.

“This is the worst oil spill in U.S. history and as citizens we need to do what we can to help,” Practice Safe Policy founder Benjamin Sherman said. “We want our customers to gush for a cause with the Oil Spill Condom.”

Practice Safe Policy will donate 20 percent of the proceeds from Oil Spill Condoms to the Greater New Orleans Foundation, a community foundation serving the 13-parish Greater New Orleans metropolitan area.

Sherman said that Practice Safe Policy currently offers seven condoms, including Obama Condoms and Sarah Palin Condoms, that ship to more than 60 countries in addition to its local streets of New York.

“Since 2008, Practice Safe Policy has been dedicated to holding our politicians (and other public figures) responsible for their actions by taking their messages to another responsible medium: condoms,” he said.

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The Association for Safe Fun Sex (ASFX) and The Screaming O hit Hollywood hot spots, the Hustler Hollywood boutique and MI-6 night club, Sunday night spreading the word on safe sex with good vibes and free goodies to welcoming crowds.

The debut Play Safe, Stay Sexy event began in the afternoon with a handful of attendees there specifically for the event chatting up The Screaming O’s friendly team in a lounge setting surrounded by colorful branded banners, balloons and displays of The Screaming O products.

The Screaming O’s Justin Ross said that creating a party atmosphere is part of ASFX’s mission in abolishing the stereotypical safe-sex “talk.”

“The organization was formed to show people that safe sex can still be fun,” Ross said. “Instead of using scare tactics that focus on STDs and pregnancy, we want to spice up safe sex with products and knowledge to enhance the experience.”

As the evening drew, tunes provided by DJ Miles attracted a bigger crowd and MTV’s Kenny Santucci happily posed for photos and boasted about Screaming O products.

“It’s a good way to pick up girls,” he said, “they love these things!”

As the Scream Team girls handed out free Screaming O Condom Packs containing a Sensual O Sensually Thin latex condom, Screaming O Vibrating Ring and a sex positions booklet, they cheerfully answered questions and challenged guests to rounds of Guitar Hero.

Jen, a Scream Team member, said  she enlisted two years ago and described her job as “spreading the sexy.”

“I love being a Screaming O girl,” she said, “I meet so many different, interesting people and spread a very important message of fun, safe sex.”

The Screaming O Condom Packs also included invitations to the after party that followed at West Hollywood’s MI-6 night club.

“Tonight is going to be one of the hottest nights in Hollywood,” Tyler, a Screaming O spokesperson, said the Hustler Hollywood portion of the evening wrapped.

Inside MI-6, The Screaming O brand could be seen on flashing on TV screens as strobe lights bounced off several glistening ice sculptures molded into the company’s logo. Rock On energy drinks flowed all night as attendees ended their night playing it safe as they walked away with more freebies.

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Christian Audigier, the designer behind Ed Hardy, has introduced a line of luxury brand condoms.

Christian Audigier condoms are made of natural latex formulated to be taste-free and odorless and designed with a larger reservoir tip for improved comfort even during prolonged wear.

“These are the world’s first designer condoms, and the Christian Audigier name is the perfect brand under which to launch them,” David Nehdar, a principle of Christian Audigier condoms, said. “This collection targets the same upscale shoppers who choose to don Audigier’s various stellar brand names on their clothing and lifestyle accessories. These aren’t just any old condoms — they’re the Rolls Royce of prophylactics.”

Christian Audigier condoms are packaged using the designer’s telltale flash-design aesthetic, and made with the same quality found throughout his collections of luxury street wear apparel, shoes and lifestyle accessories under the Ed Hardy, Smet, Crystal Rock and Paco Chicino fashion labels.

This first collection of designer condoms will be available nationwide to brick-and-mortar and online retail outlets in ultra premium lubricated and lubricated XL styles.

Additional Christian Audigier-brand sexual lifestyle products are planned for the future.

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A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.

“Olympic condoms?” she asks, “What makes them so special?”

“There are three colors,” he replies, “Gold, Silver and Bronze.”

“What color are you going to wear tonight?” she asks cheekily.

“Gold of course,” says the man proudly.

The wife responds, “Really, why don’t you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!”

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The porn scene: Girl and guy make out in the shower. Girl blows guy, guy flicks her clit a little with his finger. Then they start fucking and orgasms/pop-shots ensue.

The real-life scene: Girl and guy make out in the shower. Both are freezing because the warm water can’t hit them both at the same time. Girl blows guy and can’t see because the water pouring into her eyes blurs her contacts. Guy flicks her clit and then they start fucking, but the water pouring over them washes away much of her own wetness and the friction fucks it all up.

Sex in the shower (or pool, hot tub and shallow bodies of water) is hot, no doubt. But a little bit of thought beforehand can help rise that hotness factor.

1. Keep in mind that whenever the water’s pouring on you, it’s not pouring on your partner and he/she is probably cold and uncomfortable.

DISCLAIMER: This tip is for showers located in traditional home-like environments. If you’re fucking in an outdoor shower in Fiji, temperature probably isn’t an issue and I hate you for not inviting me.

2. Keep in mind where the water is spraying as you move around. If you want your gal to suck your cock, don’t point in the direction of the waterfall. Do her a favor and block the stream with your back — she needs to be able to see what she’s doing.

Same goes for gals who want their men to eat out in the shower. No one wants to kneel on the bottom of a bathtub. It’s uncomfortable and, depending on the niceness of your shower, kinda gross. That’s why they make bathtub mats that stay stationary with suction-cups — life becomes easier for us all!

3. Keep in mind the biggest issue with having sex in water: H2O tends to cancel out a woman’s own natural lubricant, causing friction and, as a result, not-awesome sex — ESPECIALLY when condoms are involved.

That’s why it’s essential to have lube nearby, and not just any old water-based goo will do. Go with silicone, which tends to be thinner and silkier than its gloppy counterpart and stays that way in water.

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I’ve got a lot of toys and not a lot of places to put them. I’ve had one small carrying case for a couple of years now, and as my arsenal grew, the zipper refused to close. Now that’s no way to keep my special toys clean and protected!

The XL Adult ToyBox is like an attaché case with Velcro strips to stick a series of six clear pouches and six loops (great to hang feathers and floggers) and customize its organization. I can fill a smaller pouch with lube pillow packs, a larger pouch with lube bottles (protecting the rest of my gear in case one leaks) and put all kinds of smaller bullet vibes, condoms, clamps and mini pump cups (yep, got those, too) and anything else that might get lost floating around a big bag under the bed.

I’ve also got several dildos, each in its own velvet satchel, that also need to fit in there, and because the pouches can be arranged to my liking (it’s like adult Tetris!) everything fits like a glove. Lying flat, it’s only a few inches tall, so it slides under my bed perfectly, and two handles — one on its side and the other at the top — makes it easy to transport to slumber parties.

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It never occurred to me that “going green” was something I could translate into my sex life — focus people, get your heads out of that gutter — until I came across a brand of adorable (yes, I said adorable) condoms that not only girl-ify the traditionally masculine contraceptive, but are made of Fair Trade latex.

This means that purchasing Fair Trade certified condoms like these help provide higher wages and improved working conditions for the rubber tappers who collect the natural material used to manufacture them.

Natural latex rubber comes from rubber trees found in tropical rainforests, as well as areas of South Asia where man-made plantations grow the trees specifically for industrial purposes. Workers slice into each tree and collect the white goo that oozes out, which is later used to create all kinds of products.

They’re not cheap by any means, but if you’ve already been buying Fair Trade coffee, chocolate and tea tree oil body wash, there’s no reason why you shouldn’t add Fair Trade condoms to your grocery list.

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