My friend Mimi checked out Tantus’ first foray into metal sex toys…seems she’s a big fan!

Alumina’s sleek, sexy style was intriguing and they look like they could make me cum for days! The Revolve and the Pace designs did not let me down. Once I got home I took them out of the matte black packaging (I felt like I had just bought something fancy from the Saks Fifth Avenue cosmetics department), I warmed them up and got myself nice and wet.

The Revolve’s shape on both sides worked perfectly to hit my entire G-spot. (I couldn’t believe how much I could squirt till I got this!) The shape of the Pace is great allowing it to stay awesomely in place during sex. It also filled me up for invigorating DP (that’s Double Penetration for you vanilla folks!) action and produced a sensational pressure inside me as it rubbed against my boyfriend’s cock.

What I love the most about these products is the heads are interchangeable and unscrew easily, allowing for a different sensation with each piece. To sum it up in one word, the Revolve and Pace are INCREDIBLE! I definitely recommend these to anyone that wants to spice things up in the bedroom alone or with a playmate.

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Bobble-head blowjobs don’t cut it.

The porn scene: Guy sits down. Girl kneels down and puts 1/8 of guy’s penis in mouth. She proceeds to bob head up and down, moving the 1/8 portion in and out like a trashy metronome.

The real-life scene: Guy sits down. Girl kneels down and puts 1/8 of penis in mouth and bobs up and down like a metronome. Guy carefully contemplates whether or not he should grab her head and take over.

For those of you who can only swallow an eighth of cock without gagging, don’t fret. Many women don’t know that the most sensitive part of a cock is NOT at the base — deep-throating doesn’t feel good because your forehead hits his pelvis.

The underside of the head of his penis is a sort of bullseye of nerve endings (called the corona) that, when licked/rubbed/touched, feels damn good.

So if you’re able to take it all in and more, great. When you feel the head hit the back of your throat, start moving your swallowing muscles and brace yourself.

And if you’re only able to take in a little bit, make sure your tongue pays attention to that sweet spot. Treat it like you’re eating a very frozen ice cream cone: Lick it gingerly and you’ll never make any progress, but add pressure and use more surface area, and that ice cream will melt in your mouth in no time.

Regardless of your oral capacity, if you want to give good head, don’t be timid. A penis isn’t scary and it isn’t gross. If you think otherwise, you might want to team up with that dude who “doesn’t go down there” and have a drink or two. You two will be very happy together.

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