Alice Bruce was not a fan of oral sex until she developed the Lickie Dickie.

The Lickie Dickie is essentially a scented napkin with a perforation
in the center for the penis. The napkin blocks pubic hair and catches fluids while the scent masks any undesirable odors.

“Every time I was approached by my husband for oral sex it seemed like a chore instead of something that I enjoyed,” Bruce told XBIZ. “I knew how much he enjoyed the act, so I set out to make the experience a little better for the giver.”

Bruce, who previously worked as a mortgage broker, began her foray into the adult industry by casually discussing her idea with other women.

“I was quite shocked to find out that most of them were not real fans of oral sex either,” she said. “I also learned that this is something that the younger crowd (in their 20’s) does almost as if it were a kiss.”

Bruce said she proceeded by asking adult retailers for feedback on the product and its logo and packaging.

“They were totally impressed telling me that the great thing about this product is that I have a 100 percent of the market as nothing else like this exists,” she said.

The industry’s encouragement inspired Bruce to patent the product and trademark the name and by the December, the Lickie Dickie was ready for distribution. Now, Bruce’s mission is to spread the word on her product and clear up any misconceptions, she said.

“It seems as though some don’t understand the reasoning behind my making the Lickie Dickie genital oral sex napkin,” Bruce said. “Sure, it could be used as a novelty for bacheloretes, grooms or pleasure parties but it wasn’t made as a novelty. It was made to help others that have issues with oral sex.

“This product is not for the person that likes messy, wet, slobbery oral sex — it’s for the person that likes to have things a little neater, more hygenic, with the freshest scent in mind.”

Bruce’s future plans for the Lickie Dickie include adding multipackaging as well as new fragrances.

Want one? Visit LickieDickie.com.

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Self-educated sexologist and relationship coaxer Jenna Brett Ashley has released the eBook “Best Blow Job in Five Steps:  The Art and Science of Mind-blowing Fellatio.”

According to the press release, the book took her only six weeks to write — when she finally got her “head” in the game.

The book is described as a hands-on tool for both men and women, and the author details the workings of “Sex Energetics” (sexual energy rhythms that vary between a man and a woman) along with a five-step process that she calls “The Five Ts.”

Ashley didn’t perform her first blowjob until she was 18 years old. She said her high school sweetheart at the time guided her. “I wasn’t weirded out or nervous even as an oral sex neophyte,” she said. “We were both shocked at how intense and thorough I was, but in all honesty, in retrospect, it was his reaction to me — the noises and groans — that made me want to make it so utterly unforgettable. It was a feeling that I didn’t expect — intense primal power, yet blissful and gratifying. I was never the same person to him after that. He basically worshipped me, not knowing that he had unleashed the blowjob savant in me!”

She supplemented her fellatio experience with research from medical books and asking herself “If I had this kind of apparatus between my legs, what would I want?” By researching the purpose of each part of a man’s penis, she developed a solid anatomical understanding, and taking into account her comfort zones, she built a mastery of style and technique.

Ashley consults couples with a casual approach, acting more as an intuitive friend that tags along for dinner divulging her latest sexual innovations, engaging everyone at the table to share their feelings and reactions to their own intimate moments.

“The Best Blowjob in Five Steps: The Art and Science of Mind-blowing Fellatio” is available for $33.96 at www.bestblowjobinfivesteps.com.

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Bobble-head blowjobs don’t cut it.

The porn scene: Guy sits down. Girl kneels down and puts 1/8 of guy’s penis in mouth. She proceeds to bob head up and down, moving the 1/8 portion in and out like a trashy metronome.

The real-life scene: Guy sits down. Girl kneels down and puts 1/8 of penis in mouth and bobs up and down like a metronome. Guy carefully contemplates whether or not he should grab her head and take over.

For those of you who can only swallow an eighth of cock without gagging, don’t fret. Many women don’t know that the most sensitive part of a cock is NOT at the base — deep-throating doesn’t feel good because your forehead hits his pelvis.

The underside of the head of his penis is a sort of bullseye of nerve endings (called the corona) that, when licked/rubbed/touched, feels damn good.

So if you’re able to take it all in and more, great. When you feel the head hit the back of your throat, start moving your swallowing muscles and brace yourself.

And if you’re only able to take in a little bit, make sure your tongue pays attention to that sweet spot. Treat it like you’re eating a very frozen ice cream cone: Lick it gingerly and you’ll never make any progress, but add pressure and use more surface area, and that ice cream will melt in your mouth in no time.

Regardless of your oral capacity, if you want to give good head, don’t be timid. A penis isn’t scary and it isn’t gross. If you think otherwise, you might want to team up with that dude who “doesn’t go down there” and have a drink or two. You two will be very happy together.

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