“Cosmo’s Sex Positions of the Day” app has just landed in the Android Market for $2.99, bringing a slew of exciting (and some not so reasonable) sex positions to the fingertips of users. Cosmopolitan magazine’s app is based on their bestselling book “The Cosmo Kama Sutra” and will supply you and your mate daily new sex positions — complete with the Carnal Challenge Rating system, Erotic Instructions (don’t hurt yourself) and judicious illustrations that leave much to the imagination.
The app has already been available on the iPhone for several months and has sold more than 70,000 downloads. Perhaps that’s what gave them the upper hand last week when online dating site OKCupid came to the oh-so scientifically reported: “Finally, statistical proof that iPhone users aren’t just getting [expletive] by Apple,” following an online poll of 9,785 users showing the lack of action Android users were getting.
Females iPhone users reported an average of 12.3 sex partners. Male iPhone users weren’t far behind, with 10 partners on average. Android users fell way behind with about 6 partners each, while Blackberry owners averaged 8.8 sex partners for females and 8.1 for males.
Good luck getting your groove back, Androidians.