It’s important to me that my toys are clean and ready to go whenever I want them. Classic Erotica’s Before & After cleaner is the simplest solution I have ever come across. All I had to do was spray and wipe and my toy was ready to go, and even featured a fresh scent. On my heavily used toys, I let the product set in for a while and finished it off with a quick rinse, and according to the label, this antibacterial spray disinfects any bacteria in its path. It’s great to get rid of that new toy smell and worked on different materials including silicone, latex, jelly and plastic. I even tried it on my new wooden vibe with excellent results!

The Before & After cleaner contains no harsh soaps or artificial colors that can harm me or my toys. It sprays on easily and the 4-ounce bottle stores effortlessly and discretely. This trusty cleaner will sell itself.

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I’m an aluminum fan. It’s lightweight, hard and smooth, and a dream to keep clean. Lint, dust and whatever other extraneous airborne flecks will float and stick to my clean silicone toys, but when I wash and dry vibes like Alumination, they stay that way. I like the direction Doc is going with the clean packaging and simple metallic finishes of this collection, and it’s nice to have a more affordable alternative to other aluminum wand-style vibes. (It’s easy to see which design and manufacturing elements were altered to be more cost effective, but they don’t hinder the vibe’s quality and function in any way.) The cool metal felt great on my skin — especially when it slowly warmed up as I did — and the simple push-button control was easy to manage. This is a tester product that has made it into Barbie’s official bedside storage case.

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The We-Vibe has it all. It’s a waterproof, hands-free, vibrating G-spot and clitoral stimulator all in a rechargeable, compact design. It can be used like a traditional vibrator but the real advantage of it over most products is that it can be worn during intercourse. The C-shaped device is flexible enough to fit just about anyone and has enough of a grip to keep it in place during sex.

Him: It really shines during foreplay. It freed up my hands and lips to explore the rest of Stacy’s body while it gave her great vaginal stimulation. She really seemed to dig that. In certain angles you can cause some serious friction with the silicon casing so make sure things are plenty lubed!

Me: I really loved this product. The dual speed motor is super quiet and includes a purple carrying case designed to fit most eyewear. Perfect for the discreet traveler! As an intro to the main event, this toy is tops. It hit my G-spot and clit perfectly and got the juices flowing. Once he entered me it got a bit in the way and the vibration took away from the feeling of his cock. We stopped for a moment to flip it around. The tickle on my asshole was a delightful treat.

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The first thing I can say about the Cock Lock Intruder is it’s not like any other device out there — it is the most unique cockring that I’ve ever seen and used. Cockrings were created to keep the penis hard throughout sex and this new version with the attached anal intruder is sure to do the same thing with a little extra something.

In order to get a comfortable fit, your penis needs to be soft so you can insert it through the 2-inch stainless steel ring. While wearing this device and moving around, you will feel the 1 ¼-inch-wide steel ball penetrating your asshole — don’t be alarmed when it slips in and out — the ball is not going anywhere, it’s screwed safely to the base. The device is easy to keep clean being stainless steel, and the Intruder ball unscrews so you can thoroughly clean it after each use.

The only complaint I have about this device is that, where the cockring bar connects to the steel ball bar, there’s a sharp corner, so be careful! All in all, this cockring is an amazing device and I recommend it to all experienced cockring users. You will definitely receive a feeling like no other.

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This deluxe dildo is the proud new queen of this dyke’s silicone-heavy sex toy box! This pretty, blue striped number delivered everything I expected as a first-time user (and long-time coveter) of a glass dildo. Variations in shape in texture, combined with the trademark hard smooth surface, kick this wand’s pleasure possibilities up a notch. I enjoyed the very slight curve in the shaft, although a more pronounced curve would have allowed easier G-spot access; the mushroom tip (about ½ inch wider than the 1-inch shaft) is fabulous for both shallow and deep strokes; and the bright blue swirl is not just for looks — it creates a ribbed texture along the shaft. The glass holds temperature well, as tested by my “cold glass in a hot shower” experiment, where I got plenty of chilly sensation before it slowly warmed with use. The knobbed handle is brilliantly designed. It made for an easy grip without slippage, saved my wrist from early fatigue (this wand has weight!), and allowed me perfect control to move it just where I wanted it. I don’t have to worry about it chipping in my toy box, thanks to its amply padded cloth case — my only complaint is that the pink plush fabric doesn’t scream “elegant and high class” like this dildo deserves!

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This line continues to impress with its take on kinky play. It makes bondage seem like something that modern couples can do together without feeling like they’ve crossed any lines, and you have to appreciate anything that can get couples to try something new in the bedroom!

Me: I really like the red stitching on the black leather, that’s a nice touch.

Him: I’m not sure how I feel about the hearts on the cockring; on the restraints and everywhere else they definitely give you feeling that it’s meant for couples play though.

Me: The ankle restraints are comfortable but they aren’t flimsy, which is nice. You feel like you aren’t going anywhere. The leather is nice and soft too, and I like the suede on the inside of the blindfold.

Him: The collar seems a little too dainty to be for him, but that’s OK.

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What better way to say I love you than with the gift of a vibrator? How about with the gift of a special edition Jolie vibrator? But wait, there’s more. It also comes with a battery, great for all those times you’ve been excited to try a toy only to get home and realize you don’t have the right voltage for your vibration, plus three types of liquid love (that’d be bath oil, massage oil and lube), a scarf for frisky business, a sensual book of ideas and suggestions for how to love each other long time, AND it’s all placed in a neatly designed ABS clear plastic box.

What I like most about the package is that it’s an entire package. Not only is it an affordable way to give a nice gift from a trusted brand, but it’s also simple enough to not be scary for beginners, and varied enough to not be a one-trick pony for the more advanced. What I like least is that the box is made to hold each toy or lube in a special place, but because the items aren’t securely in place, the presentation is not always as sleek as it looks on the website.

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I’m a girl who has played with a fair share toys in my time, and I’ve never seen anything quite like The Zone. I have to admit, I was a little bit intimidated when I first opened up this toy. It was surprisingly intuitive, however. The package contained no directions, but I found that I didn’t need any. There are two simple buttons, one that turns it on, and scrolls through the settings, and one that turns it off.

I used the zone in a chair, while reading some of my favorite naughty stories online, and it was fantastic! The base has three nonslip feet that keep it steady on the chair, and the dildo is a great length, not too long to sit on it completely. This toy is so easy to use, and it keeps your hands free for whatever else you feel like touching.

There are seven different settings, starting from a mild vibration and ending with an intense, heady wave that completely pushed me over the edge. The varying vibrations and pulsing rhythms were incredibly stimulating, and the base of the dildo was just wide enough to give me a nice stretch. This toy is awesome!

Pros: Vibration, variation, and ease of use. Completely hands free!

Cons: It lacks the thrusting motion that you get with traditional dildos. Takes 3 AA batteries.

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The O Yeah! is a variation of a toy that had seemed like a good idea, but disappointed me in the past. This new model, however, is great! The vibrator is angled instead of straight like some similar models, and actually hits the clitoris instead of brushing vaguely near it like others I’ve tried. This is a very simple, straightforward toy that comes with batteries, and requires just a push of a button to turn on. My fiancée found it to be a bit tight around his cock, and we had some difficulty putting it on at first, but with the help of some lube and some patience we got it on, and he said it was comfortable enough once it was fully on. He told me that the vibrations were pleasant for him as well, but that it didn’t do that much for him. For me, on the other hand, it was fantastic! This toy combines the deep thrusting of regular sex with an awesome clitoral vibration that brought me to orgasm multiple times. This toy gets a big thumbs-up from us!

Pros: Great shape and strong vibration.

Cons: Difficult to get on a larger penis.

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I’ll be damned if the Germans aren’t 10 steps ahead of everyone else! Their developments with sex toys are no different. From the sleek, “I don’t want to ruin the box” packaging down to the eco-friendly features, Funfactory truly thought outside the box with the Chester Cheeky.

The lime green caterpillar is packaged to sit in the box atop its charger showcasing a happy, accomplished disposition — an accurate foreshadowing of what is in store for its lucky owner. Between the fancy packaging and time it takes to completely charge, it took me day or so to get started. But, when I did, I gladly made up for lost time.

With the extremely easy-to-access joystick attached to the base, I cruised through the virtually endless combinations of speeds and intensities for an entire evening. It is no understatement when I say this toy provides orgasms of the future (and the last four hours of my life.)

Aside from the amazing battery-free vibes, the girth and design of the Chester himself is a refreshing alternative to your standard-sized dildo. I must say, for the first time ever, I judged a book by its cover and I was right.

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