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Megan Fox.
Sure she’s hot. But she’s opened her mouth one too many times (to speak — had she been opening it for other reasons, she’d still be on my bucket list) and her personality has ruined it for me.
Quote #1: “I never call them guys. I always called them boys. Maybe it’s a superiority complex — my needing to keep them down.”
Oh Megan, you’re so powerful and in control.
Quote #2: “When you think about it, we actors are kind of prostitutes. We get paid to feign attraction and love. Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone, doing things people in a normal monogamous relationship would never do with anyone who’s not their partner. It’s really kind of gross.”
Is she aware there are other roles actors can play that don’t require kissing and touching?
Quote #3: “And if I weren’t attractive I wouldn’t be working at all.”
Oh. Looks like she’s well aware.
I think I’ll stick to Jessica Biel. She says stupid shit, too, just less often.
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If you haven’t seen a Body Worlds exhibit, do a Google image search and get back to me.
Done? Good, let’s continue.
It’s always amazing to learn how the body works. Humans are quite intricate machines, and knowing how all the valves, buttons and pulleys work can really help in the bedroom. Body Worlds not only teaches you the details, but SHOWS you. It’s kinda gross, but also kinda awesome.
Well the German anatomists behind Body Worlds are devoting their next series to SEX, and its creative director, Angelina Whalley (who’s also the creator’s wife), told Reuters that their goal with this exhibit is not to highlight sexual poses, but “really to show the anatomy and the function.”
I can’t think of a better supplement to the extensive sexual education we all learned behind the bleachers at school.
Women use their minds more than men when it comes to sex, which is one of the reasons why erotic literature is so popular among the ladies.
Thats why I love sexy text messages — aka sext messages — which I consider impromptu erotica for today’s 21st Century woman-on-the-go.
Hello class, welcome to Sexting 101.
Sexting is an art of the written form, so guys please don’t send spontaneous photos of your abs and for the love of Pete keep your iPhone out of your pants. Refer to Diagram A:
Instead think of how William Shakespeare or even Christopher Pike (depending on your literary level) would have sexted his main squeeze. Refer to Diagram B:
Let us know you’re horny by telling us what you want to do, not showing us your boner.
I’ve got a big cardboard box of sex toys in the backseat of my car. Is that weird?
At the office, I’m sent so many products to test, review and check out (tough job, I know) and there isn’t enough time (or pages in the magazine I’m editor for) to include them all. As a result, I have boxes and piles of vibrators, dildos, penis pumps, lube, pills and everything else you can imagine all over my office and now they’ve migrated to my car. (You never know when a friend, valet or manicurist might need a new sex toy.)
But at this point, I’ve grown so accustomed being surrounded by these things that a purple strap-on (still in its box, duh) sitting on my kitchen table next to a vase of flowers and my cat Harriet is nothing out of the ordinary.
So until I find a way to put these products to use I need to find a new place to put that box. This morning I realized how visible the pink handcuffs, assortment of jellybean-colored vibrators, and bottles of cherry-flavored lube (gross) are sitting in my VW hatchback when a motorcyclist stopped at a red light looked at me, pointed to the backseat, and gave a thumbs-up.
I need tinted windows. Or a yard sale.
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The October issue of Marie Claire features Drew Barrymore kissing that chick from Juno.
Please enjoy, as I have for the last half hour.
Just got word that some desperate (and hopefully very very drunk) dude drove his car through the glass doors of an AdultMart, jumped out while it was still moving, grabbed a $300 fake ass, then jumped back in and drove the car through the store’s OTHER set of glass doors.
YES! THERE’S VIDEO!
Apparently it was an exact replica molded from porn star Carmen Luvana. I’m not sure if she, or her rubber vag for that matter, is worth breaking glass, a new paint job and a criminal record…but I’d hit it.
It’s 9:09 a.m. on 9/09/09.
How many people are having orgasms at this moment? Probably at least a dozen or two.
Might as well get one in before the end of the world. I hear it’s gonna happen in nine seconds…
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…still exist? Me, too. Let’s celebrate.
I met a snake dude on a plane, who, after an hour of easy conversation and drowning slightly in his big blue eyes (barf, I know) asked for my business card. Of course, I was fresh out of cards (fuck you, Murphy) so I wrote my name and cellphone number on a piece of paper. After taking it, dude-on-a-plane handed it back and said, “Hey, put your email on here.” Odd, but sure, whatev. He’s cute and knows how to surf.
It’s been two weeks and the only form of communication he has used so far was a text message (which was a response to one from me) and two emails, each one sent on Monday around the same time.
Has today’s single male given chivalrous courtship a makeover? Or are emails the new “first base?” I dunno how many times I’m going to have to check my Gmail — and double-check my grammar — before I get a second-base text message, but I’d rather find a way to steal third and head straight to home plate.
I used to think Portishead was the go-to group for an instant turn-on and/or primo make-out music, but I was recently introduced to Flying Lotus, and my goodness. It’s so distracting; I can barely listen to it in pubic (typo, but I’m leaving it). They’ve got a MySpace music account with some great free tracks, and if you want to cut straight to the chase, skip to the song “Tea Leaf Dancers” and press play. Just make sure you’ve got someone (or something) nearby to assist with the side effects.