“Cosmo’s Sex Positions of the Day” app has just landed in the Android Market for $2.99, bringing a slew of exciting (and some not so reasonable) sex positions to the fingertips of users. Cosmopolitan magazine’s app is based on their bestselling book “The Cosmo Kama Sutra” and will supply you and your mate daily new sex positions — complete with the Carnal Challenge Rating system, Erotic Instructions (don’t hurt yourself) and judicious illustrations that leave much to the imagination.
The app has already been available on the iPhone for several months and has sold more than 70,000 downloads. Perhaps that’s what gave them the upper hand last week when online dating site OKCupid came to the oh-so scientifically reported: “Finally, statistical proof that iPhone users aren’t just getting [expletive] by Apple,” following an online poll of 9,785 users showing the lack of action Android users were getting.
Females iPhone users reported an average of 12.3 sex partners. Male iPhone users weren’t far behind, with 10 partners on average. Android users fell way behind with about 6 partners each, while Blackberry owners averaged 8.8 sex partners for females and 8.1 for males.
Good luck getting your groove back, Androidians.

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This week, Pipedream Products released the Kinky Kim love doll and she’s kind of a slut… but at least she’s honest. I mean, just check out this product description:

“Meet Kinky Kim, the busty bubble-butt bimbo who’s had more dark meat in her than a bucket of fried chicken! No one really knows what she’s famous for — except cellulite and her insatiable appetite for filthy sex!

Her real-life twin is so full of mixed messages … sex tape, sex tape release remorse, Playboy spread,.. I’m a slut — No, I’m not.. Yes I am… I mean — no! On the other hand, Kinky Kim knows exactly want she wants:

This dirty lil’ diva wants you to stick it in her face and get it all over the place.”

Nice play on Carl’s Jr.’s slogan, Pipedream. And kudos on the smoking hot Kim lookalike! Kardash-who?!

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Fleshlight.com has been redesigned with a new look and features to enhance the e-shopping experience for consumers.

The company aim to improve upon connecting with visitors to the site, while taking full advantage of social networking sites such as Twitter, Facebook and MySpace.

The newly revamped Fleshlight.com also features a made-over testimonials section as part of the Buzz category, highlighting thousands of endorsements from satisfied customers.

“We have the best product for men, we have the best girls in the business, and we are going to continue to do everything we can to provide our customers with the best website possible,” CEO Steve Shubin said.

But Bambi, why do you care about Fleshlight? They make silly flashlight-shaped masturbators for people with penises (men)….

Fleshlight said it plans on expanding its female sex toy offerings. And I happen to be quite fond of those flashlight-shaped masturbators. The Fleshlight craze among men is truly fascinating. Check out the Buzz section of Fleshlight.com – a celebrity ambassador! Even Silent Bob loves Fleshlight! (director Kevin Smith, the genius behind “Clerks” and “Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back,” “Dogma,” others)

For now, the Female Toys section features vibes from Screaming O, Lelo, Bswish and the We Vibe II. However, according to Fleshlight, ladies can expect to see some proprietary goods from the company in the near future. His & her Fleshlights? Sign me up.

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Practice Safe Policy, a condom manufacturer that promotes political issues through condom wrappers, has released limited edition Oil Spill Condoms with a portion of its sales to benefit the Gulf Coast Oil Spill Fund.

Oil Spill Condoms are available exclusively online and are made with FDA-approved latex, the company said.

“This is the worst oil spill in U.S. history and as citizens we need to do what we can to help,” Practice Safe Policy founder Benjamin Sherman said. “We want our customers to gush for a cause with the Oil Spill Condom.”

Practice Safe Policy will donate 20 percent of the proceeds from Oil Spill Condoms to the Greater New Orleans Foundation, a community foundation serving the 13-parish Greater New Orleans metropolitan area.

Sherman said that Practice Safe Policy currently offers seven condoms, including Obama Condoms and Sarah Palin Condoms, that ship to more than 60 countries in addition to its local streets of New York.

“Since 2008, Practice Safe Policy has been dedicated to holding our politicians (and other public figures) responsible for their actions by taking their messages to another responsible medium: condoms,” he said.

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Novelty manufacturer Topco Sales revealed a controversial new line called Fucked at the Adult Novelty Manufacturers Expo (ANME) Show last week.

The Fucked exhibit featured glass-encased samples of the toys, which includes a CyberSkin Bleeding Pussy Stroker, Vomiting Mouth Stroker and Hermaphrodite Cock, Pussy and Ass.

Calling attention to paraphilia — which is described “as a condition wherein a person’s sexual arousal and gratification depend upon fantasizing about and engaging in, sexual behavior that is atypical and at times, controversial,” by Dr. Don Etkes, a Los Angeles-based sex therapist, the Fucked line of toys is meant to provide an outlet for people whose “sexual fantasies border on the unusual and bizarre.”

With items such as the Bug Chaser Cock, with a product description noting that the dildo caters to people within the “Bug Chaser” subculture of “individuals who pursue sex with individuals infected with sexually transmitted diseases,” the Fucked line sparked controversy at ANME, with some attendees finding the products offensive.

“No one at Topco Sales ever suggested Fucked was a mainstream toy line,” Topco Sales President Scott Tucker said, adding that the early days of the industry were marked by criticism of vibrators as “marital aids.”

“People once were offended by five-inch vibrators, too,” he said. “Where would any of us be today if those early novelty pioneers caved under the pressure of factions who insist that they are able to define what offensive is?”

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Shunga Erotic Art has launched its first organic collection set, Garden of Edo, made with certified organic ingredients. As a HUGE fan of Shunga and not one that’s picky about organic products, I’m mainly just excited about new aromatic, possibly tasty Shunga products.

The Garden of Edo Collection includes the following products: Organica Shunga Erotic Massage Oil and an Organica Intimate Kisses Warming Oil, both with a green tea flavor, a Toko Organica personal lubricant, an Oriental Crystal bath salt with a lotus flower scent, and the Lotus Noir enhancing gel for men and women.

“A wellspring of inspiration and invaluable for intimate moments, the gardens in the Edo period fuelled the erotic imagination of lovers who went there to fulfill their carnal desires,” the company said. “The natural fragrances fit the lovemaking ritual so perfectly that lovers consummated their passion in complete serenity.”

Shunga’s manufacturer, Eau Zone, had to adapt its production line to comply with the specifications of organic product manufacturing processes that follow EcoCert and USDA standards.

“Most customers that buy organic products are well informed and it is very important not to take that kind of production for granted,” the company said. “Eau Zone is very proud of the results since the products are based on the same high quality standard it used in its others products but, made with certified organic ingredients.”

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Christian Audigier, the designer behind Ed Hardy, has introduced a line of luxury brand condoms.

Christian Audigier condoms are made of natural latex formulated to be taste-free and odorless and designed with a larger reservoir tip for improved comfort even during prolonged wear.

“These are the world’s first designer condoms, and the Christian Audigier name is the perfect brand under which to launch them,” David Nehdar, a principle of Christian Audigier condoms, said. “This collection targets the same upscale shoppers who choose to don Audigier’s various stellar brand names on their clothing and lifestyle accessories. These aren’t just any old condoms — they’re the Rolls Royce of prophylactics.”

Christian Audigier condoms are packaged using the designer’s telltale flash-design aesthetic, and made with the same quality found throughout his collections of luxury street wear apparel, shoes and lifestyle accessories under the Ed Hardy, Smet, Crystal Rock and Paco Chicino fashion labels.

This first collection of designer condoms will be available nationwide to brick-and-mortar and online retail outlets in ultra premium lubricated and lubricated XL styles.

Additional Christian Audigier-brand sexual lifestyle products are planned for the future.

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Alice Bruce was not a fan of oral sex until she developed the Lickie Dickie.

The Lickie Dickie is essentially a scented napkin with a perforation
in the center for the penis. The napkin blocks pubic hair and catches fluids while the scent masks any undesirable odors.

“Every time I was approached by my husband for oral sex it seemed like a chore instead of something that I enjoyed,” Bruce told XBIZ. “I knew how much he enjoyed the act, so I set out to make the experience a little better for the giver.”

Bruce, who previously worked as a mortgage broker, began her foray into the adult industry by casually discussing her idea with other women.

“I was quite shocked to find out that most of them were not real fans of oral sex either,” she said. “I also learned that this is something that the younger crowd (in their 20’s) does almost as if it were a kiss.”

Bruce said she proceeded by asking adult retailers for feedback on the product and its logo and packaging.

“They were totally impressed telling me that the great thing about this product is that I have a 100 percent of the market as nothing else like this exists,” she said.

The industry’s encouragement inspired Bruce to patent the product and trademark the name and by the December, the Lickie Dickie was ready for distribution. Now, Bruce’s mission is to spread the word on her product and clear up any misconceptions, she said.

“It seems as though some don’t understand the reasoning behind my making the Lickie Dickie genital oral sex napkin,” Bruce said. “Sure, it could be used as a novelty for bacheloretes, grooms or pleasure parties but it wasn’t made as a novelty. It was made to help others that have issues with oral sex.

“This product is not for the person that likes messy, wet, slobbery oral sex — it’s for the person that likes to have things a little neater, more hygenic, with the freshest scent in mind.”

Bruce’s future plans for the Lickie Dickie include adding multipackaging as well as new fragrances.

Want one? Visit LickieDickie.com.

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CalExotics is now offering the eco-friendly Solar Bullet.

“There’s a growing demand for products that are friendly to the environment,” said Jackie White, CalExotics’ vice president of sales. “Our Solar Bullet does its small part to help the cause not only through its eco-friendly packaging but also by eliminating the need for wasting batteries.”

An included energy-efficient, multispeed, recharging solar cell connects to the bullet through a plug-in jack — eight hours of charging in either sunlight or artificial light will yield up to 60 minutes of play.

The bullet features LED light embedded in its tip and slim design. An extra long power cord is also included.

The bullet is made of ABS with PU Cote. It is available in silver and black.

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RockHard Laboratories has released Pandora, a new sexual enhancer for women.

The company said that after conducting extensive testing and research, it found that it is unlike any other pill on the market, taking effect 30 minutes after consumption. Pandora also is safe to take with alcohol.

Robbie, a RockHard spokesperson, said that Pandora’s formula is a proprietary blend of all natural ingredients.

“My bosses don’t like to advertise exactly what’s in it due to the competitive nature of the field, if they had the option they wouldn’t even put it on the package,” she said. “They kind of see it like Coke and their secret formula.”

Robbie added that Pandora’s formula works with a woman’s physiology — meaning it literally will send tingles throughout her body.

“RockHard Laboratories believes Pandora is the perfect successor to RockHard Weekend, their 72-hour all-natural male enhancement counterpart,” the company said. “With these two products at home, couples are guaranteed to have the experience of a lifetime.”

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