I dunno about you, but when I want to learn about alienating myself from my peers, the benefits of self-loathing, and 151 reasons why I cry after sex, I head to my nearest Circus of Books and run — not walk — to the Self Help section.
There not only do I find the answers to all my burning questions, I also make new friends and sometimes get laid behind the books on tape.
Well Cracked.com has taken the guess work out of selecting the most relevant and effective sex self help books, and conveniently highlighted the Top 5 best Most Ridiculous so that I may spend less time roaming the book racks and more time masturbating making friends.
Only a man with a giant penis could have written such hilarious prose, and I would like to send an open letter to columnist Seanbaby:
Seanbaby, baby. Meet me behind the bleachers at 8 p.m. PST so together we can learn how to make love with our clothes on. I’m waiting anxiously with a spicy bit of biblical revelation and a vagina full of bees.
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