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Remember how no means no?
There comes a point when the persistent contact — no matter how much time passes between texts/pings/drive-bys — becomes stalker-like and you need to realize you don’t appear endearing or sweet.
You’re creepy.
What’s my inspiration for this post, you ask? Well it’d be my pleasure to share.
Met a guy while waiting for a friend at the airport. Seemed cool, gave him my work email to contact me.
SIDENOTE: Offering a work email or phone number in lieu of something more direct is sign #1 that the chick isn’t 100% sure how she feels about you, but is curious enough to give it a try. Keep that in mind — it is NOT a sign she’s totally digging you and can’t wait for you to invite her to Sizzler and a matinee.
He contacted me and we went out for tapas and a movie. Everything was fine until the movie, which I should have enjoyed immensely (“The Hangover”) but was unable to concentrate on as a result of being 1st-base-raped.
His hand caressed and grabbed my thigh (thank god there was a denim barrier), touched my arm and shoulder, and remained in contact with some part of my body for 7/8 of the film.
If this were date #5, and/or we’ve gotten to know each other longer than 20 minutes, it might have felt sweet and sent tingles up my skin.
But this was date #1, and our relationship at that point was comprised of a 15-minute convo at Los Angeles International and three text messages. Get your fucking hands off of me, weirdo.
The guy proceeded to ask me out on a second date via FacebookChat — HUGE NO-NO — and text message almost every day. I told him I’d call him when I had some free time, which was 85% true: I had just begun a two-month streak of travel, deadlines and no free time to date. Thank god I was busy, because I didn’t want to go out again.
So when he continued to bother contact me every day despite my request for him to hold off until I called him, any minor percentage of desire to see him again diminished.
One day two months later, I received a text message:
Cute.
I responded simply and honestly:
“I was never pissed. I told you I’d contact you when I was ready, and your constant contact has shown you didn’t take me seriously and that’s a serious turn-off. I am not interested in pursuing anything further.”
You’d think that’d free me from him. Nope.
Month later:
Uh…
Then twice, one month apart from one another, I get this:
You’ve gotta be kidding me. I’m buying mace and a pitbull.
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Comment from ThatToyChick
Time November 12, 2009 at 5:15 am
It’s sad, but unwanted attention has formed a whole new market niche. Now there are fake-but-genuine-looking business cards to hand out to a persistent pursuer that even feature a number that dials into a recording of a frat boy type laughing and saying “You got DISSED man”.
http://www.naughtynightout.net/product.php?product=Diss-Cards
Granted, wouldn’t help an already-established stalker, but might be a good accessory to keep on ya 
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Comment from Ana
Time October 28, 2009 at 2:09 pm
I love Sizzler, but not enough to deal with that crap! Seriously…Get a clue dude!