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“I can make you cum hard.”
We’ve all heard it, or some variation, before: the confident guarantee that ends up an empty promise, uttered by a sheep in wolf’s clothing. I suppose you can’t blame the guy for trying, but you can blame him for thinking that’ll work.
Sure, you want everyone — especially the chick you’re out with — to know you’re a stallion in the bedroom, but there are ways to convey that message without blurting it outright.
In other words, a guy who feels the need to confirm his sexual stamina and/or talents during dinner that Cheesecake Factory probably doesn’t know where your clitoris is.
However, there’s a time and place when statements like the above mentioned DO work, and when it’s done right it can send tingles up your skirt spine.
The first and last guy to say this to me sent lightning bolts up my legs. He didn’t say it to show off, get me horned up, or appear more confident and skilled than he actually was. His success stemmed from his intention to plant a seed in my mind that remained until I managed to get him alone.
He looked me straight in the eye. He didn’t blink and he didn’t smile. In a low voice he said softly, “I can make you cum hard.” He didn’t say another word, but his eyes remained locked on mine.
I didn’t say anything. I was too distracted by a sudden inability to breathe and stand up straight.
That, ladies and gents, remains the only time an act of blatant un-subtlety got the girl…and the pussy that came along with it. He should teach a class.
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