The Pin-Up Girl Mini Vibe is a sleek satin-smooth vibrating bullet that will bring you to a euphoric state. Its slim design features an easy-to-use one-touch function that delivers powerful, whisper-quiet vibrations that allow you to use it anywhere. It only has one speed, but the vibration is pretty strong. The package is retro, more appealing to a guy than a girl. This is the first one touch bullet I have had that was so silent. I would not recommend this vibe to a first-time user because of the power, but it is cute and easy to handle. I am not too thrilled about the package, but the product is great. The packaging’s hard clamshell was hard to open.
Honestly, who doesn’t love a little Latina love every once in a while? I know I do. So for those of you who need a little south of the border fix is Doc Johnson’s Noches Latinas Con Penetracion Profunda. This is perfect because I’ve been trying for weeks to get my fix from eating burritos and jerking it at the same time, but those days are over. The long UR3 sleeve was easily penetrated and left me feeling like a trillion pesos. The only downfall of this little Latina was its length. It had a bit of the, what I call, “floppy top” effect on the up-stroke that I could deal with but left me a bit over worked and distracted from the amazing ribbed insides.
I have seen Trojan’s commercial about 100 times and I wanted to see if my hair would be blown back like the people on TV. Well, my hair didn’t quite get blown back, but the vibe was pretty strong. I absolutely love the color and the packaging. I feel it would be a great item for a retail store. I enjoyed the five functions and three patterns, however, it was hard to change the settings. I had to go and pump some iron to get through all of the settings, but the instructions are great on the package.
I like monsters and I really like to masturbate — like, a lot. But mixing the two? I was a little apprehensive. I gave it a shot regardless for the sake of my craft with the Big Teaze Man Eater. It was fun, but also a little weird. I personally like it when my monster-shaped jerk-off toys totally encompass my wang — this Man Eater only covered about half, maybe a third of it on a good day. The feeling it delivered was quite pleasant though. I liked the power it delivered and the smooth plastic casing made the experience that much better. This one’s not going in the quiver of my sex toys but it will go in my display of random sex toys that don’t look like sex toys so I got that going for me … which is nice.
Reviewed by Brian Street Team
Lethe Press has set a May 5 release date for editor Brit Mandelo’s debut anthology “Beyond Binary: Genderqueer and Sexually Fluid Speculative Fiction.”
A collection of 17 sexually themed sci-fi stories, “Beyond Binary” explores how “identity can go beyond binary from space colonies to small college towns, from angels to androids and from a magical past to other worlds entirely.”
The book is drawing favorable comparisons to the award-winning, LGBT sci-fi anthology series “Bending the Landscape,” published in the late ’90s by Meisha Merlin Publishing.
“Beyond Binary” includes works from Keffy R.M. Kehrli (“Bonehouse”) Ellen Kushner (“A Wild and Wicked Youth”), Catherynne Valente (“Palimpsest”), Sarah Kanning (“Sex with Ghosts) and Liu Wen Zhuang (”The Metamorphosis Bud”).
“‘Genderqueer’ can be a label, but it’s also an umbrella term that contains a multiplicity of other identities which slip, subvert, or explode restrictive, binary ideas about selves and bodies,” Mandelo wrote on her Tor.com blog Queering SFF. “The potential for experimentation, change, fluidity and non-normative construction of self is huge — whether it’s today, or in the Renaissance, or in the future, or on a whole other world.”
The Screaming O made a surprise guest appearance on the telly with U.K. comedy talk show “Celebrity Juice,” when host Keith Lemon handed his puzzled co-host Holly Willoughby a few RingOs without telling her what exactly she was holding.
During a live comedy segment, Willoughby, wearing sound-canceling headphones, attempted to read Lemon’s lips as he handed her several brightly packaged RingOs. Unable to hear his, “They’re penis rings — you put your penis in them,” warning, Willougby promptly opened a red ring and took a bite before realizing what she’d just put in her mouth.
“I think it’s for your pleasure more than ours,” Lemon joked.
Willoughby promptly handed the RingOs back to Lemon suggesting that he might benefit from using one himself. So, as a good TV show host should, he pretended to stretch one on — with his back turned for modesty’s sake, of course.
“The Screaming O is known around the world for bringing a fun, fresh attitude into the bedroom, and it’s an honor to have our RingO guest star on an award-winning comedy show like ‘Celebrity Juice,’” The Screaming O partner Keith Caggiano said. “Though chewing them won’t get the kind of results you’re looking for, try stretching one on right before foreplay — you’ll be amazed at what pops up.”
To view the clip, click here.
The Screaming O RingO is a stretchy gel erection ring designed to give him a fuller, firmer erection and keep him harder longer. The silicone RingO helps prevent premature ejaculation while stretching comfortably to fit members of all sizes.
Je Joue’s Fifi, the company’s first entry in the crowded rabbit field, stands heads and ears above the rest. First of all, it’s rechargeable with easy to use, magnetized positive and negative spots on the charging end that also double as the speed and vibration controls with the center spot used for kicking it into pulsing mode. The solid and firm silicone shaft is a nice alternative to the softer rubber rabbits with spinning beads that are typically available, making this an “un-rabbit” rabbit style. Fifi’s “ears” are of the same silicone material and don’t have a motor in them although during use, you’d think they do. The rumbling motor is relatively quiet and offers five different vibration levels and six different pulsing vibrations; letting the user decide what combination they like the best. The packaging is an elegant black box with a retail packaging sleeve around it so once home, just toss the retail packaging and keep it in its own black box for nice and clean and ready-to-use storage. Good extra touch, that black box. Yum.
Universal Pictures and Focus Features have emerged from a frenzied Hollywood studio bidding war with the movie rights to “Fifty Shades of Grey,”a sexually-explicit, BDSM romance novel from British newcomer E.L. James.
While it’s unknown what the rights sold for, Deadline.com is predicting a figure just north of $3 million, but notes that other studios put the sale at about $4 million against a 5% gross.
Regardless of what Universal paid, however, what James and her agent Valerie Hoskins sought and found was a collaborative environment in which maintaining the integrity of the book would be of utmost importance.
“The goal was to protect the material and its manifestations into movies,” Hoskins told Deadline. “It is very sensitive material. It could become sleazy, it could become cheesy, it could end up looking like porn. It needs to be classy, sexy rather than full of sex.”
“Fifty Shades of Grey” follows the bondage-happy, kink-fueled love affair between 27-year-old billionaire Christian Grey and 22-year-old college virgin Anastasia Steele. The relationship is deconstructed further in the sequels “Fifty Shades Darker” and “Fifty Shades Freed.”
Dubbed “Mommy Porn” by the NY Times for its appeal to women over 30, the Random House/Vintage book has become a runaway success much in the vein of Dan Brown’s “The Da Vinci Code.”
This crop is so much fun and different than most crops on the market — mainly because you can use both ends of it to tease and tickle your partner. You can start off sweet with the feather end and then show them whose boss with the crop end. You can really give someone a good smack on the ass with this thing. Plus it comes in pink! It is sure to break up any bondage section which is usually mostly black items. It is great for beginners and professional spankers. Now I just need to find more reasons to smack my boyfriend’s ass with it, or maybe give him a chance to spank little old naughty me.
Adult toy company CrystalDelights.com reported a spike in traffic following an inadvertent misstep in promoting a diet drink on Sunday’s show of “Celebrity Apprentice.”
For this week’s challenge, the “Celebrity Apprentice” teams were given the task to promote a new Crystal Light diet beverage product. While the men’s team opted to promote the company’s new Mocktails virgin drink mixes with a beach theme, the ladies’ team, Team Forte, chose to promote the entire company with the tagline, “Garden of Crystal Delight,” not realizing that a luxury adult toy company had the same name.
During the broadcast, Crystal Delights was mentioned repeatedly both verbally as well as with a large sign on the show, resulting in an impromptu national ad campaign for the small New Hampshire luxury adult toy company. Fans of both the television show and the toy company alike can see a clip from the broadcast here.
The television show is about mogul Donald Trump pitting celebrities against each other in an attempt to win money for different charities.
“We were thrilled to have so many mentions on Sunday’s program,” said Shellie Yarnell, Crystal Delight’s creative director. ”We were even more surprised to see our website traffic spike due to the repeated mentions.”
Yarnell has offered each member of Team Forte a free luxury toy as a way of thanking them for the national advertising of Crystal Delights.
“Crystal Light is classy, sassy and cutting edge, just like us,” Yarnell said. “Thanks, Team Forte and Crystal Light.”